Naked Vampire Alert
August 10, 2009
Another *bites* the dust.
“Twilight” star Ashley Greene is yet ANOTHER Hollywood lady to be caught on film with her T’s-and-A showing.
Rule #1…If your an actress or aspiring to be one…dont let anyone film you in the nude BECAUSE IT WILL SHOW UP ONE DAY. (Ask ANY actress today)
Rule #2…Only make a sex tape if you need to START a career (it worked for Paris Hilton)
Rule #3… If you make a sex tape with yourself and your husband/wife, don’t keep it laying around the house…it WILL get stolen and sold for more then its worth. (ask Pam and Long Dong Tommy)
Well look at the bright side, maybe co-star Robert Pattinson will catch a glimpse of them and decide to take some of his own. *wink*.
It could happen.
~ChristyGangster~





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